1. Michael Fassbender And James McAvoy
Chairs would be for dancing instead of sitting.
And there’d be talent shows every week!
2. Tyra Banks
There’d literally be waitlists for board meetings if she were in charge of them.
3. Adam From “Workaholics”
He really gets it.
4. Ryan Lochte
And for once it would be nice to know more about what’s going on than someone else.
5. Rebel Wilson
If you happened to take a tumble on the way to the kitchen, Rebel would probably be happy to provide you with some very nice company.
6. Louis C. K.
And on Louis’ first day, you can bet you’d be asked to sign a petition asking to remove office romances from the lengthy list of HR violations.
Jillian Bell From “Workaholics”
She’d make it okay to browse OKCupid shamelessly on our phones during meetings.
7. Kate Upton
Just think about how many people would jump at the chance to make more coffee if this was the reward.
8. Bill Murray
Bill Murray would probably use his position’s salary to fund a special department that would teach all of our pets to drive us to work.
9. Anders From “Workaholics”
Pure honesty would be allowed.
10. Samuel L. Jackson
Dress codes would be ruled unconstitutional.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
You know they’re secretly best friends.
11. Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone
And these two would provide the valuable service of bringing fist pumps back!
12. Snoop Dogg
Awkward silences during lunchtime would be OVER.