1.
Eat some cake on the news!
2.
Explain to 24 million starving North Koreans what “cake” is.
3.
Get up early, and just take some “Un” time.
4.
Give yourself another fancy title. Supreme People’s Secretary Commander of Lawn Darts? Available.
5.
Enjoy a relaxing afternoon with your best friend, the industrial lubricant machine.
6.
You're a workaholic. Let someone else do the despoting for a day.
7.
Prove you're the prettiest Kim by recreating the Break The Internet photo.
8.
Hit up all the restaurants that offer free dessert on your birthday, bro!
9.
Keep it together if Rodman doesn’t text. No one likes the needy guy.
10.
Three words: America. Shaped. Piñata.
