1. This suggestion for the eager daters:
There’s plenty of fish in the sea — get a sample size before you hunker down.
2. Or this note for all you pottymouths:
It’s really unsettling.
3. For you fedora lovers out there:
4. For the people who go out with a crew:
That makes a lot of sense.
5. If you want to pull out all the stops:
Everyone loves cake. Everyone.
6. If you’re planning on making a home-cooked meal:
Nobody likes pea soup.
7. This note for people who get carried away at the bar:
THIS MAKES SENSE.
8. For anyone who thinks Sunday dates are a good idea:
You’ve got work tomorrow!
9. For the overly confident daters out there:
Nobody wants to hear about your conquests. It’s disgusting.