Does it count if I survived Lutheran school? I didn’t have a uniform or nuns, but it was still pretty similar.

Oh, Enjolras. You make me so confused about my sexuality.

FUCK. I accidentally clicked “cute” instead of “fail”.

#8: So one puff from a joint makes you incapable of driving? Obviously written by someone who’s never smoked pot.

Whoa, wait, WHAT? You mean Season One is only $10? SWEET!

So if these women are so desperate to get hitched, why don’t THEY propose to their boyfriends? For fuck’s sake, it’s the 21st century!

I don’t know who this person is, but it’s a man with a penguin and that makes me happy.

Good point, but during the winter that’s not always a viable option.

Yeah, she looks gorgeous in the pictures, but she already did IRL! WTF, Vogue??

Cinnamon the Lethargic Tree-Dweller. Me gusta :)