Because it's a fact that hotels use those heinous floral bedspreads to hide stains.
And white duvet covers are only washed when there are OBVIOUS stains.
And some stains they never bother to wash at all.
Which is a problem when studies show that there is semen and urine in almost EVERY. SINGLE. HOTELROOM....
...In addition to the E.Coli that has been found on 81% of the surfaces in hotels.
All of which makes people sick because 80% of infections come from touching germ-infested surfaces...
...That get "deep" cleaned in hotels only four times a year.
And that's not cool because god only knows what's going on in hotel rooms...
For instance, eight dead bodies have been found under hotel beds in the last 30 years...
...And hotels are now offering sex packets.
...AND 50% of hotel patrons watch the pay-per-view porn.
All of which would be bad enough but 67% of bed bug infestations happen in hotels.
And a study has found that the walls are even dirtier than the beds...
But don't even try to drown your hotel sorrows because housekeeping doesn't actually wash the glass cups.
And everyone is like, "You get what you pay for..."
But it's not true because all hotels are gross.
Even though they're super fun.
