the fat guy looks like his high haha

Everyone knows that you shouldn't rough talk Bigfoot. He likes that kind of thing.

Yet more proof that drinkin' ya own hard licker' in da woods leads to inbreading.
Bubba thinks his sister is mighty-fine lookin' too, an she done got 6 fingers, jest like his cousin Floyd … Where is Billy the Exterminator when ya need him?

Crap. I'm going to Boone in a few weeks.

“He had byootifull hayur.” WHAT.

slow news week…..

I saw this story on CNN, and this local newscast leaves out the bast part. They played the 911 call, and he asks the dispatcher if he would get in trouble if he shot the beast.

Are all those people drunk?

That's not Bigfoot. It's Alan Moore!

I can't understand why I couldn't get a local news segment when I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada down at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

GIT AWAY FRUM HEER! GIT! GIT!!
I love it.

Six fingers, eh? Have another tipple of moonshine.