I think Bruce attacked the “camera” with his “groin.” It would be even weirder if he used a camera to attack “his” groin.
A dishearteningly large and growing number of commenters have been complaining…
Everyone’s got their kink. Maybe you like a girl in a gold Princess Leia… But at least you can pull those off with a trip to a costume shop. Some people have fetishes that are just plain never gonna happen unless they’re willing to break the laws of physics (and several federal laws) in the process.