1.
She might be crass, but she’s here to help you.
2.
Don’t wallow in self pity about being single.
3.
…because you’re awesome.
4.
Everyone has had a good cry over Adele, but it’s probably not a good idea to call your ex and cry-sing it to them.
5.
It’s always good to set goals for yourself.
6.
Prince Charming does not exist, stop looking for him.
7.
Put yourself out there, don’t be afraid of rejection.
9.
Ask and you shall receive.
10.
…but when you’re confused, just take a moment to think it over.
11.
Boys are exasperating, take a deep breath and move on.
14.
Come up with some killer pick up lines.
15.
Demand attention when you’re expressing yourself.
17.
Accept the fact that everyone is a creep.
18.
Being lady-like is overrated.
19.
Hating on other girls is a waste of time.
20.
So don’t waste any time.
21.
Know that you are a beautiful lady unicorn.
22.
Take advantage of the knowledge that comes with having a vagina.
23.
No one ever has anything to wear, you’ll figure it out.
24.
It’s okay to be confused.
26.
Normality is overrated, find someone who loves you for the weirdo you are.
27.
And most importantly, STOP CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU.
So now that Jenna Marbles has imparted her wisdom on you, go out there and…