1. Willow Smith, "Whip My Hair"
2. The Who, "Cut My Hair"
3. Larry the Cucumber, "The Hairbrush Song"
4. Beck, "Devil's Haircut"
5. Devendra Banhart, "Long-Haired Child"
6. Kiss, "Shout It Out Loud"
7. Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical, "Hair"
8. Traditional, "Black is the Color (Of My True Love's Hair)"
9. Pavement, "Cut Your Hair"
10. Lady Gaga, "Hair"
11. INXS, "Suicide Blonde"
12. Unlike your Uncle Bob, we've got more hair where that came from...
…but for now, that's the end of the hairline for us, folks. You can thank us for not including Dylan's Blonde on Blonde or any songs about Biblical-Super-Saiyan Samson. Or anything Biblical, for that matter.
Just like that wad of hair that slowly accumulates but never disappears from your shower wall, the mane-inspired music is sure to keep coming. We'll stay on it.