What parent hasn’t had to catch a vom in order to save a sofa?
A necessary precaution in order to prevent far, far worse public displays.
The ultimate act of sacrifice.
Poop arrives when it will, and poop waits for nobody.
Because at least you know where your saliva came from.
Parents aren’t afraid to take on these pesky insurgents.
Just like birds, parents are careful to ensure dinnertime is safe.
Is there really any point when you’ll be covered in bodily fluids soon, anyway?
Things can get serious in there — they need an adult’s expertise.
There is truly no love like a parent’s love.
There’s no job as messy as parenting. But there’s no job as rewarding, either. Head to Clorox’s website for more proof that you’re not alone and enjoy the fun side of mess.