Awkward Jersey Shore Tanlines

Ever wonder what the cast of the Shore would look like if they weren't so thoroughly bronzed? Behold, GTL minus the T... [via]

• 1. Pauly D

  

  This is similar to what my abdomen looks like plus hair minus muscles.

• 2. The Situation

  

  The v-neck, a sophisticated take on the classic farmer's tan look.

• 3. Ronnie and Sammie

  

  Wife beater and beach coverup tans.

• 4. Vinny

  

  Un-photoshopped. Physically unable to tan.

• 5. Angelina

  

  Girls love big glasses tan.

• 6. Snooki

  

  A traditional women's farmer's tan from a strict Islamic country.

• 7. J-Woww

  

  I laid my head down on Jwoww's stomach too long before we went inside and made lots of babies together tan. From badtvblog