1. Your education is his top priority.
2. He settles up when it’s his turn to buy beer.
7. And more often than not, the technology he loves turns on him.
8. The dude does know the number one way to Mom’s heart: painting his chest.
Number two? Getting her a horse to match her hair.
9. He wants you to feel good about yourself.
And not scared of him. At all.
10. And he cares about your feelings, especially your body image issues.
13. So keep your cool, and don’t let him see you make this face.
You’ll be FINE.
14. Because he’s not big on corporal punishment - except OMG, JOFFREY.
I think we’d all make an exception.
15. But in all seriousness, the dude is wise beyond his years.
Soak it up. That’s why we love him.
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