1. This mug.
Subtly salute the person who inspires you most, ala Matthew McConaughey.
2. This watercolor painting.
Or just go all out and hang this in your living room.
3. This sweatshirt.
Because honesty is always a good policy.
4. This illustration.
Because Mindy can date (and cast) who ever she wants to.
5. This cameo necklace.
Much like Mindy herself, this necklace “may have very slight flaws, but nothing that would hinder the beauty of the product,” according to the description.
6. This coloring book.
Also features all your lady heroes: Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Betty White, Carrie Brownstein, Ellie Kemper, Kristin Wiig, Kristen Schaal, Lena Dunham, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Rebel Wilson, Tina Fey, and Zooey Deschanel.
7. This button.
Or request a customized button with your own warrior name. Adele Bánh Tráng, anyone?
8. These earrings.
Also available in Leslie Knope.
9. This card.
For the Danny Castellano in your life.
10. Or this one.
The description of this card doubles as a TV critic: “She is three-dimensional against a bright pink background, surrounded by sparkling gold glitter.”