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Response to The 14 Stupidest Ways Facebook Now Lets You Update Your Status:

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Similar juvenile (good description) emotion/funny face selections appeared, for a while on Boston.com articles during the marathon bombing aftermath. And they were wildly inappropriate and stupid. But these even had stupider icons.

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But who is the shadowy figure on his shirt? Mr. Qdoba?

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Why take any risks at all?

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Scrolling through this page makes me feel completely insane.

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Although, according to Wikipedia, the Goliath birdeater is “considered to be the second largest spider in the world (by leg-span it is second to the giant huntsman spider)” But who am I to argue?

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This meme was tranquilized and fell out of a tree.

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Man, Jabar missed a golden opportunity to quote Bozz Scaggs: “Lido, whoa-oh-oh-oh / He’s for the money, he’s for the show”

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I read this headline as “These Are The People That Hoarded The Faces of 135 Cats In Their Trailer.”

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