This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 14, 201519 Totally Random Etsy Finds You'll Probably Drunk BuyOne way or another, drunk you will own these.by Claire RosasCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Wool Salad Hat 2. Cat Newsie Cap 3. Mt. Rushmore Soap 4. Nicolas Cage Face Stamp 5. "*You're" Pin 6. Pineapple Llama Mug 7. Velociraptor Mask 8. Miniature Taco Bar 9. Nose Eyeglass Stand 10. YouTube Video Stickers 11. Crocheted Pug 12. Milk and Cookies Candle Set 13. Fish Headstones 14. Beaded Toilet Paper Earrings 15. Lego Cufflinks 16. Swiss Cheese Scarf 17. Sriracha Nail Decals 18. A Crocheted Brain Beanie 19. Shepra Pillow