claired5 earned the Cat Lover Award on Nov 06 because of their love for cats! This is possibly the highest honor that anyone can achieve on the Internet.
claired5 earned the Enthusiast Award on Oct 21 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
claired5 won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Jun 15 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!
claired5 earned the Trash Collector Award on Apr 19 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
claired5 earned the Cute Spotter Award on Apr 12 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
claired5 earned the Sense of Humor Award on Mar 20 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
Be a liberal! Wear your heart on your sleeve about it! We are taking notes and your name will be entered on the blacklist as soon as McCarthyism comes back in style.
Your going to have to check a lot of facts for this one. That ungrammatical "Your" at the beginning of the sentence is really killing you, isn't it? Good - that's the right attitude.