Why does #9 need a how-to?!?!?!
Why does #9 need a how-to?!?!?!
Koala chlamydia. It’s a thing.
Joke’s on you, I already use the same blades for 6 months. Now they will last a lifetime.
I’m less concerned about the title and more concerned that the acting (esp the mom’s accent) is shit. That, and nothing else, will be the death of the show. Unless you’re going for the whole non-Asians laughing at funny Asian accents thing. Then I guess it’s right on the money.
#11 All day everyday. “SHHHH JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. JUST LET IT HAPPEN.”
#2 of the DO rules.. I have a hard enough time controlling the clutter that accumulates in my house (I’m a pack rat and super-sentimental combined w/ almost always finding a practical second use for things). If I have you over for dinner, just bring something we can eat or drink. And I really don’t like flowers.
Nice story, but Buzzfeed please lay off the Upworthy-esque headlines.
#13 is Napoleon Dynamite
That reddit thread was from 3 years ago. How do you even.
#10 did Biebs really call Lorne Michaels “Lauren”? God, I really hope that’s some sort of inside joke we’re not privy to.
Really though, I was going to say, “That’s nice, but that’s what SF looks like every day. BOOM!”
#17 are you kidding? As a HS physics teacher, I know for a fact that EVERYONE (kids and adults alike) would love getting this thing.
Thx! There was no way I was getting GGB :)
I know twin bros who have the MD flag tattooed on their forearms. I wouldn’t go that far, but MD love man!!
Ugh, the GG Bridge tattoo is so boring. Really, that’s the best SF tat you could find, BF? Here’s my Sutro Tower piece. I like to think of it as the North Star of the Bay Area, always guiding me home.
High school teacher here, this is the first “teachers” list on BF that I’ve felt actually applies!
I spent a semester in Hong Kong, where my parents grew up. It was amazing being immersed in my family’s culture while also being able to explore that incredible city. One of my favorite moments was when my family came to visit me. My dad hadn’t been back in some 10+ years and was almost giddy to ride on the top of the double decker bus back from the airport to see how everything had changed. He pointed out all these places that were significant to him from his childhood and I now had a context for the stories I’d grown up hearing.
I speak Cantonese and we always said the dog goes “Woo woo!”
#20.. not so irrational. My sister worked in an ER and had a patient come in who had to pee, was getting a piggyback ride and they fell. The guy fell on her abdomen and her BLADDER RUPTURED.
“Lunch foods for breakfast?” Someone really doesn’t understand how brunch works.
Specific to my line of work.. you fill out a FAFSA for federal aid. The F is before the S. It’s not a FASFA. It’s not that hard, esp since it’s not a real word. It’s an acronym. You say it like it’s spelled.
You guys. Do you think Beckham is going to look like Bono when he grows up?
See also: Great group costume ideas for the next Bay to Breakers. p.s. #15 - Only the ones with pointy ears have gem belly buttons!
How can you get that #16 is a joke but completely miss #1?
I didn’t know a “backyard session” could sound so completely and utterly overproduced. She’s an entertainer for sure, but singing is not her talent.
Wait what why
#15 is Bay to Breakers, in case anyone needed further explanation. Gotta love my wacky city!
#12.. not true. Just look at the other pictures in THIS post!
Also they’re cute too. Mmm.
#17 - I was a whole month into one of my classes when I realized I was the only girl.
“I am looking for sex friend. I am an Asian. What you think?” via OKCupid
Some of these are really good, and clearly #14 is in reference to Ross’s unagi. One of my favorite lines.. “Ahh salmon skin roll!”
I COULD DIE
If all cats were like Princess Monster Truck then I might actually like cats.
Why does he grab top boob? That’s the real question.