Time to review how percentages work! “Sex before 15 was about 10% more common among those turning 15.” If it was 4% in then and 14% now, that’s an increase of… Anyone? (Hint: a 10% increase would be 4.4%.)

Yikes! Those ribs are pointing *down*! Now can we get an MRI? I want to see what’s happening in the internal organs department.

I can’t believe the New Yorker published that piece by Mindy Kaling. I loves me some Mindy Kaling, but come on.

They’re using “cum” (pronounced koom) in the Latin sense, meaning “combined with.” As in magna cum laude. Or, “BuzzFeed has this weird YouTube-cum-Newsweek thing going on, where they post political interviews with Steny Hoyer right under posts about toilet flushes.”

I’m more bothered by the existence of the lingerie football league.

Anyone else notice the blood on its whiskers??

I’m more curious as to what you’re doing on Japanese TV with the caption “Something we’ve seen on the internet that, we’re told, no one in America is doing yet.” What did they see on the internet? What did you tell them that no one in America is doing yet? Go on, tell us!

Is that true? Tell us more!

“Servings per package” are the biggest racket in the food processing industry! I think that if a package is clearly marketed as a single serving, then the FDA should require the company to give the nutrition info for the entire package. Especially for this “2.5 servings per package” nonsense. Who has ever said, “I’ll have 2/5ths of what’s in this package now, another 2/5ths later, and save the last 1/5 to combine with the first 1/5 from the next package.” Come on!