Can someone explain in layman’s terms?

Shhhhh. Don’t speak. You’re perfect just the way you are.

Oh man, this is comedy gold! Can we ask them harder questions to see if it gets funnier? “Discuss the subtext of aging and death in Robert Frost’s poem “After Apple Picking.” “I don’t like to ride the subtext…”

So are we back to white girls wearing dark brown lipstick? Because I was told that was a no-no.

Wow, that psoriatic arthritis is not holding him back!

5 weeks is pretty early. My baby came 2 weeks early and she was only 5 pounds 13 oz, and had a tin of trouble nursing. I hope nursing is going well for Kim, and that the baby is thriving!

I like her. :-)

I liked it, but I think the way to go here was caption contest, with BuzzFeed choosing a winner for each pic.

That is the most callous, offensive thing I have ever heard. I wonder if she would have said “Let Yaweh sort out” the Holocaust. I’m not even commenting on the merits of intervention in this case, but to make such a statement is inhuman.

You flag Sting for being old on a list that includes David Bowie?
(And is it just me getting old, or is David Bowie way hotter than his son?)

OMG, #8 is adorable! I really miss good Japanese TV. There is something in the way that they can portray awkward, quirky and lovable that is unrivaled. (I mean TV before 10pm, before the porn comes on.) You guys should all see the original Japanese “Shall We Dance” movie.

Okay, so I’m not a total debbie downer, here are the ones I liked: soap shavings, crescent rolls and wax-soaked cotton pads. (Lint rolled in vaseline will also work.)

I like some of these, but a lot of these will only work if you’re car-camping… with a land cruiser. Ain’t nobody got no room in they pack for no folgers can of TP. You need to squash that TP flat and take it off the roll! (Ditto for coolers, hand-washing stations, panini presses, coals, peanut-butter lanterns and laundry buckets. Where do you people camp? At the places where people put lawn flamingos under the awning of their winnebagos?)

#13
I would like to know what the bird is and what the mammal is in the pegasus one. Also, is #17 some bird of paradise, or the spider of my nightmares??

Context: #4 is a maternity shirt.

So let’s be precise. Is the issue IVF or single mothers? Is it okay for a married couple to use IVF? Is it okay for a single woman to have children if she gets pregnant the old-fashioned way? I’m not sure which I hate more, his values or his inability to speak and think intelligently.

I’ve got news for you: it ain’t no “small group of men”.

This sucks, no mistake.  I always find I suffer the most when I have problems that I judge unkindly in others.  Practice appreciating something beautiful in every face you see, especially people with bad skin. You’ll feel a lot better.

Took me a minute!

Hogwarts in Orlando is to castles what I am to ballerinas. (NOT ONE.)