this was so. extremely. important.
i hope to god you’re kidding. of not, i will hold your hand and go out into the street, and make us both get hit by a car, that will push us into another car and we’ll go back and forth all day being hit by cars, holding hands real tight, and i will not let go.
mustache guy is like a weird lovechild of Ron Swanson and Ron Burgundy and i sort of love it
emoji designers didn’t have the ability to cram so much beauty into an x-amount of pixels emoji in order to accurately portray ann… that beautiful, intelligent, capable, strong musk-ox….