Tough times on Wall St. today. But what does the Dow's plummet mean for us normal people?

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This debate between The Penguin and Batman from the classic TV show makes you wonder if John McCain modeled his entire campaign after The Penguin on purpose.

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McCain's spot on impression of the classic Batman villain gets a well deserved top-hat, bow tie and high-tech umbrella.

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Link: http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/2008100...

Parents will have the option of limiting their cars to 80 mph, limiting the audio system's volume, and sounding continuous alarms if the driver isn't wearing a seat belt.

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Over the weekend Salma Hayek dressed up as a Bavarian beer wench and accidentally flashed like a 1/1000th of her nipple. Karl Lagerfeld saw the whole thing!

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Link: http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment...

The VP nominee is sick of everyone else having a good time at her expense, and wants in on the action. Rumor has it that she's angling to make a guest appearance on SNL so she can spoof the people that are spoofing her. Expect this to definitely happen. If there's one thing that Sarah Palin is good for, it's TV ratings.

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Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/05/wee...

In the 1800s, Samuel Augustus Maverick moved to Texas and earned a reputation for not branding his cattle. Some 200 years later, his descendants are kind of pissed at John McCain.

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Link: http://www.economist.com/world/united...

Everyone knows that expert opinion is worthless. The elites can sit around calculating and figuring all they want, but fancy thoughts won't put gas in your truck or beer in your fridge. Here's some straight talk: Economists hate America. It's that simple. They're America hating socialist, and this comprehensive poll proves it.

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And better!

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Oh no. It's a Jew off!

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These keep getting better and better!

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Johnny's anarchy days died out long ago, which is fine. Nobody can stay punk forever, and a man has to make a living doing whatever he can. That having been said, who in the world thought it was a good idea to associate the name 'Rotten' with a dairy product?

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Does the question have any of the words John made you memorize? I think so… Give your response, even if it ignores the question. Did that take ninety seconds? Yes! Thank God! OMG! You're such a good debater!

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Democratic candidate is called “wacky” for suggesting people walk or ride their bikes.

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Link: http://beta.yudu.com/library/3639/Lju...

A new multi-media cookbook is being hailed as the world's first testicle recipe collection, and features delicious sounding treats like Testicle Pizza, Shumadija-Style Testicles, and Testicles Pie. Always remember to wash your testicles thoroughly before beginning any recipe.

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This year celebrities are trying to trick Americans into voting by asking them over and over again for five entire minutes NOT to vote. Passive aggressive reverse psychology! It’s so sneaky.

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CNN exposes that Sarah Palin has never actually seen Russia from Alaska.

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Link: http://tattooique.com/info/brain-pier...

Some people are upset that piercing isn’t as edgy as it used to be, and have decided to pierce their brains as a result. The process is remarkably similar to piercing a nose or an ear, except it involves drilling small holes in your skull and pressing a ring to the most vital organ in your entire body.

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A tiny baby deer was delivered three weeks early by Caesarean section after his mother was hit by a car. While the story is really sad, look how cute that baby deer is! Everything happens for a reason, and if that mommy deer had to die in order to produce the most adorable thing ever, so be it.

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Link: http://www.scandalist.com/2008-09-30/...

Because nothing reigns in the Jewish New Year like a list of famous chicks in their underwear.

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