As expected, the BP board has just announced Tony Hayward’s departure, scheduled for this October. Now he’ll have his life back — and be on the job market — sooner than he expected! It might look daunting, but you know what they say: The darkest moment is always just before the oil slick overruns your habitat.New mascot of Frosted Flakes. Tony the Tiger is getting played out. Tony the Hayward can add gravitas. The slogan might have to be changed to, “They’re all right, I guess.” But there’s nothing like a chagrined-looking British man on a box of cereal to make you want to buy it and feed it to your children.