All this has taught me is that micro-blogging sites are still the territory of girls under 18. When you’re that age it’s hard to know what life is because (for most people) you haven’t experienced it yet, so you play pretend. This is like playing princess, except it’s more like playing Chelsea Handler without proper grammar and with much, much less perspective. Children of the Internet Age probably practice their walk of shame when they play dress up. And I’m oddly ok with that.

And no one has commented that their last name is Skidmore? >>

That dress is just a -little- bit too tight for those things. It just looks…weird…

I mean, I like the sentiment of this but….it’s also scary somehow.

Holy crazy lady batman.

Wow. Just goes to show you how much we still have to learn about our own anatomy.

Man, this is just sad. This chick is crazy….caught in a lie she can’t get out of.

This is nightmare inducing

So sad :(

One question: why?