Kids, isn’t it time you put some gel through your thick locks this afternoon, a touch of rouge and your tightest t shirt and then ever so casually casually trollop past an unassuming amateur photographer and prey he has the decency to put your image somewhere other than under his wet dream mattress so you too can become America’s newest poster boy? http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/04/the-worlds-most-photogenic-guy-randomly-photographed-off-the-street-now-makes-it-on-tv/

One day when Samantha Brick is relegated to the country town paper writing about the odd death here and there she will sit there and wonder to herself; What was I really trying to prove, what was I trying to say and why couldn’t I just accept in that some parts of the world and probably most parts of the world one is allowed to think and feel as they will but to attempt to pass those thoughts and feelings as some universal truth because I am convinced of it despite empirical evidence to the contrary might not always be the wisest thing to attempt- especially when one is a journalist and not a bum rush reality star desperately in search of having their mug media whored across the landscape.’ http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/04/samantha-brick-now-backtracks-on-american-tv-im-not-beautiful/

The best part of the snippet is when Lina is asked to take down her hair. Watching her take down her hair frankly is like watching your favorite dish of roast lamb agave sizzle in the oven (for you vegetarians out there switch for eggplant squash, but you get the idea…) I’d be willing to bet Angelina Jolie only wishes she had just as much lush and vibrant hair as this woman does. Never mind, one day in another lifetime, Angelina Jolie will be publicly confessing how much she could be a Lina Sands stand in. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/actress-wannabe-lina-sands-is-the-new-angelina-jolie-look-alike/

As much as a certain segment of society chooses to combat what they perceive to be the gaming of society by entrenched power interests perhaps we ought to ask the uncomfortable question- does anyone then really care anymore? And if they did, how is it that the movement that started off with 5000 members last weekend has dwindled to less than 200 come this weekend? After all the concerns of the ‘occupy wall street’ group are legitimate ones with deep consequences. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/09/occupy-wall-st-rebel-with-a-cause-suddenly-youth-who-dont-care-about-celebrity-and-fame-but-will-this-consciousness-have-legs/

Isn’t it a convenience that a company has finally allowed you to make love to an animal without the added inconvenience of having to go to some barn or porn set? http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/05/japan-has-come-up-with-condoms-for-animals/

But now that Kate and James have effectively (along with Pippa) become extensions of the royal family and moving targets for us press types- now is the ripe time to share the pictures- just in case, well you were curious like us. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/05/have-you-had-a-chance-to-see-james-middleton-kate-middletons-brother-in-the-buff-yet/

I find it to be nothing short of a travesty for a stylist to put their client in many of the looks that I saw last night. Looking great when you have the means to do so is very simple whether you are a size 0 or a size 10. If you’re feeling particularly lazy: find a designer that has fit you well in the past, pick the best look from their current runway collection, and literally cut and paste!  But perhaps my favorite let down was Julianna Marguiles:  Earth to Julia- “If you're going to steal something from the Global Globe, make it a Golden Globe, not a table cloth!!- Geesh… http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/01/the-best-and-worst-dressed-of-the-2011-golden-globes/

Which is to say, if you don't mind having your nipple ring pulled out, being occasionally thrown to the floor, wetting your pants or even having the odd prosthetic limb held up for inspection this upcoming holidays look to be a humiliating delight. But then again, if anyone were going to blow anyone up, wouldn't it just b easier to do it in some shopping mall- assuming they don't mind the less dramatic visage of frantic shoppers clambering for dear life. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/11/the-delicious-drama-of-the-transportation-securities-administration-tsa-has-finally-arrived-onto-your-knickers/

Who is more mentally ill ?- The multi national media outlets who suddenly want to remind Erika being racist is politically incorrect (which is like telling Hitler after he has killed 6 million Jews and other perceived undesirables he is a racist and a murderer) or Erika who unfortunately can’t let go of some episode in her life or the implicit idea that both the media and this challenged woman are both just as ruthless and shameless as each other, except the media in this case happens to have more clout and a potentially more sinister agenda- to deflect the fact if anyone has a real bias, agenda, or programmed auto truth – it’s not a 60 year old women who live on the North East coast who drives a battered Volvo but the seemingly liberal media who practice the same hate and torment she does, but on a larger scale. http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/11/the-love-affair-the-media-has-in-store-for-americas-newest-vilified-character-erika-winchester/