This Poo-Pee Dog Cruiser Is The Best Thing For Sale On The Internet

    Your dog is tired of being left at home.

    This, friends, is the Poo-Pee Dog Cruiser.

    The Poo-Pee Dog Cruiser is a sweet motorcycle attachment...

    ... for dogs.

    It was created by the folks at Todd Andler's American Carriage Company, and is available via their website.

    The Poo-Pee is "designed for small dogs who are tired of staying at home."

    And, good news! "Weight of dog not an issue if it can sit comfy in {the} space."

    The Poo-Pee is customizable, with a wide array of paint colors available, to match your motorcycle.

    (Or to match your dog.)

    Per the website, the Poo-Pee is best suited for trikes (aka, three-wheeled motorcycles).

    See how perfectly the Poo-Pee fits on the trike wheel?

    However, the Poo-Pee can be attached to a two-wheeled motorcycle. Just know that it'll sit on the back, not on the side.

    The Poo-Pee comes with a windshield, so you don't have to worry about your dog getting dirt in his/her eyes.

    For dogs who are a little less *carefree* a "removable sun curtain" can be ordered separately.

    Also, note that the makers of the Poo-Pee cruiser "advise that you always tie your pet down with a short strong chain."

    Prices vary depending on whether you want your Poo-Pee painted or not, and if you buy the mounting hardware as well as the Poo-Pee itself. 1 custom painted Poo-Pee with mounting hardware: $1,050

    A lifetime of days on the open road with your #1 canine* by your side: Priceless.

    Motorcycle trikes sold separately.

    (And since, I know you were wondering: This is the company founder, Herb Andler. The Poo-Pee is named after his dog.)