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Wife grabs mouse out of toilet.

Why don’t I check the toilet BEFORE I sit down? You think I would.. this isn’t the first time something hit my hoo ha before I realized it was there. The first time was a bull frog. This time a scared little mouse that I think I recognize from Ratatouille.

1. Wife grabs mouse out of toilet.

Why don’t I check the toilet BEFORE I sit down? You think I would.. this isn’t the first time something hit my hoo ha before I realized it was there. The first time was a bull frog. This time a scared little mouse that I think I recognize from Ratatouille.

Chris, my husband, played the OJ card saying the gloves didn’t fit his hands. So I had to retrieve the dude. We brought him outside and let him go by a tree.

My favorite part is Chris cheering me on. “He’s scared too.”

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