1. When you're constantly checking for sweat stains.
2. But everything you're wearing is wet.
3. When this is your bed in the morning.
4. And this is how many products you incorporate into your morning routine:
I have to wear all of these...daily #sweatypeopleproblems
5. When people congratulate you on working out but — psych! — you didn't.
6. When you sneak away to wipe away sweat under your shirt.
7. And yet people still feel the need to point it out.
When someone tells me I'm sweating a lot
8. At least you have interesting sweat stains.
Hey, it takes skill to flash the Bat-Signal.
9. When you wipe off forehead sweat, you realize your hands are drenched too.
10. Whenever you're asked to meet new people:
Sweaty Palm Problems
Because these are your hands:
11. You have to stand at least three feet away when talking to your crush.
12. Because magazines that idolize sweaty as the new sexy are very wrong.
How is this sexy?
13. When you work out, you secrete your juices over everything.
Like yoga, where you sweat onto other people's mats.
14. When your thighs stick to everything.
When your thigh sticks to the seat <<<<
Sweaty + human skin + leather seats = hell.
15. When people don't understand your relationship with your fan.
16. When you sit down but your butt leaves a stain.
17. When your makeup looks like clown tears.
18. Whenever your arms leave your side.
19. When sitting in front of the AC provides sweet relief to your nether regions.
20. When you're dying to strip naked in front of everyone.
21. And summers make that perfectly valid.
22. Because in the winter, there is no excuse.
You'd think the cold weather would stop me from sweating. Nope. Nothing does. #sweatygirlproblems
23. When people tell you to wear white because it's supposed to hide your sweat.
24. When you rest for a moment and you end up dripping over everything.
25. When there are actually people who wear sweat extremely well.
So much sweat, but couldn't resist snapping a selfie with the crowd of Vietnam. 💕 You are all so amazing!
26. When you're moshing and you just get used to the taste of other people's sweat.
*flicking sweat on crowd* "take this home with ya"
27. When others act like it's something that can be controlled.
28. So you just smile through the sweat stains like it's nbd.
29. Because you are one sweaty boss and this is your daily motto:
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