Food·Posted on Sep 2, 201518 Things That Happen When Your Blood Is Mostly CaffeineIf only they would invent caffeinated showerheads.by Christina LanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First thing in the morning, you get a cup of coffee. 2. Next, you drink a cup of TEA. 3. Your mouth will accept only liquids with temperatures over, like, 100 degrees. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. But if it's not hot, then it's most certainly one of these dazzlers: Alyssa✌️Betch @Lyssalox My addiction 💚 #energydrink 08:23 PM - 22 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Your job IRL is occupying the coffee machine at work. Sky Hartman @Skyhartman The coffee machine at work broke so I left a note. 04:35 PM - 24 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite You use it so much you've probably broken it once, or twice, or a million times. 6. Or the tea cabinet, which you basically own. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. There should be one of these for you at work, fully-stocked, always. View this photo on Instagram 8. You alternate between drinks so much you can't even tell the difference. hannahdown @HannahDown1 Coffee, tea and energy drink .. Coursework hahaa 04:58 PM - 24 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. In fact, sometimes you drink coffee and tea TOGETHER. View this photo on Instagram 10. By now, you probably need to drink 30-plus cups of caffeinated whatever to feel even a SLIGHT buzz. autumn paulson ・ ᴥ ・ @vampiremaslany it's so weird when people are affected by caffeine. like i can have a red eye and fall asleep not kidding my tolerance is so high its gross. 06:05 AM - 18 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. You've made your cup so many times your hands know exactly how much cream and sugar they should add. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Or you're a purist and you drink everything ~unpolluted~. Kelsey Frazier @robotelephant21 I only drink black coffee. Batman don't sugar-coat anything. 11:09 PM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Espresso straight up, amiright?! 13. Cafés are your secondary homes because they provide everything you could possibly need. View this photo on Instagram 14. But your house is also overrun with mugs. View this photo on Instagram 15. You drink so much that you've started washing your mugs with your tongue. Ricky Stevens @rickymay9 #GoodManners: The noise you don't make when you're drinking tea or eating soup in polite company. 08:34 AM - 12 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. You've probably thought about using one of these guys to brew some last-minute coffee. View this photo on Instagram 17. Your palate is so well developed you can actually taste the concentration of caffeine in your drinks. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Noncaffeinated liquids? Please pour that shit down the drain. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF