19 Stealthy Products That'll Protect All Your Things

    So inconspicuous it's inconceivable!

    Christina Lan
    by Christina Lan

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    1. This scarf that has a touchscreen pocket for your phone.

    amazon.com

    It also has another pocket for things like keys and Cheetos. Get it here.

    2. This stack of sticky notes piggy bank.

    chiandchi.com
    chiandchi.com

    Get it here.

    3. This deadly skull that has room for all your darkest thoughts.

    acnejr.com
    acnejr.com

    Available here.

    4. This Rubik's Cube safe.

    neverchill.com

    For those with especially genius skills. Buy it here.

    5. These pocket socks.

    zipitgear.com

    Get it here.

    6. This pillow with a middle compartment.

    amazon.com

    Get it here.

    7. This necklace that can fit a clever message.

    etsy.com
    etsy.com

    Buy it here.

    8. This book that totally gets you when you're reading.

    amazon.com
    amazon.com

    Flask included! Get it here.

    9. This fake outlet safe.

    amazon.com

    Maybe install it in an inconvenient location. Get it here.

    10. This pita wrap pencil case.

    etsy.com

    Can't say for sure whether this will keep them from trying to take a bite.

    11. This record player compartmental maze.

    sigurdlarsen.eu
    sigurdlarsen.eu

    Get it here.

    12. This bracelet that lets you keep important keys on you wherever, whenever.

    getgokey.com

    Available here.

    13. These spy coins for the super-mysterious folks.

    amazon.com

    Can fit a micro SD card! Get it here.

    14. This lid that can store your daily essentials.

    store.nalgene.com

    Get it here.

    15. This scarf that has an even more obscure pocket.

    etsy.com
    etsy.com

    Available here.

    16. This pillow with internal pockets.

    amazon.com

    So you can continue lying facedown without having to worry about anyone stealing your snacks. Get it here.

    17. This armchair with a place for your pet.

    hammacher.com

    You can rest without having to worry about your pup running off. Available here.

    18. This water bottle that carries everything you need when you hit the gym or go on a brisk walk.

    amazon.com

    Available here.

    19. This Del Monte diversion can.

    amazon.com

    Because seriously, who would ever seek out canned vegetables?? Coke can diversions are cool, too, but people might actually try to drink those. Get the "veggies" can here.