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21 Products For People Who Won't Be Fucked Over

Not now, not tomorrow, not EVER.

1. This totally non-threatening candle.

2. This discreetly scheming mug.

3. These imperative coasters.

4. This shirt with an inconspicuous message.

5. This delightfully crass pouch.

6. This flask that's as honest as it gets.

7. This shirt that understands reality.

Catfished? You? Hell nah. Available here.

8. This patch that you can pin on whenever someone you don't like gets too close.

9. This pillow that's so over desperate pleas.

10. This phone case that shows how feisty you are.

Serve it with high-class sass. Get it here.

11. This tote that's basically a weapon.

12. This deceptively cheerful mug.

13. This umbrella that's perfect for responding to catcalls.

14. This doormat that keeps the fuckboys away.

15. This necklace that shows who's boss.

16. This notebook that you'll casually leave on your coffee table.

17. These pencils that will never leave you.

18. These sinister salt and pepper shakers.

19. This shirt that you can wear whenever you're up at 4 in the morning baking everything in your cabinets.

20. This snarky pin.

21. And finally, these matches that'll ignite your way to the top.

In case candle number one falls short. Buy them here.