15 Period Hacks That Are Actually Kind Of Brilliant

"I masturbate in the shower when I'm on my period. Multiple orgasms, no cleanup." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.

1. Dress how you want to feel, not how you actually feel:

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2. Paint your extremities with crimson:

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3. Have an emergency towel at hand:

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4. Bury yourself in muffled relief:

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5. Masturbate more, but do it where cleanup isn't required:

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6. Get greedily showered in chocolates:

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7. Breathe deeply...and emphatically.

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8. Roll some extra joints:

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9. Wear swimsuit bottoms instead of regular underwear:

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10. Or just have one pair take the hit the entire stretch:

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11. When you need to change it out, let it be known:

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12. Use some questionable padding methods:

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13. Invest in some star-studded clothing:

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14. Surround yourself in spiritual energies:

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15. Lie on a heated blanket and literally never get back up:

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