1. This toaster that toasts your bread and piles it up for you, neatly.
2. Or this toast launcher, because using hands is overrated.
3. This toothbrush that turns into a fountain that'll rinse your mouth.
4. This single-serving butter that has a lid you can use as a butter knife.
5. This gum container that lets you save your gum TWO different ways.
6. This fry holder with a built-in ketchup pocket.
7. These seed containers that make planting seem so much more doable.
8. A drip-catcher coffee mug.
Because getting up to get a napkin to clean your coffee spills is too much work.
9. This self-opening container of milk.
10. This color-scanning, color-adapting pen.
11. This cake pan with a taste-tester portion.
12. This revolutionary "chopoon" utensil.
Even if you're a chopsticks pro, getting those tiny bits of rice is ridic hard.
13. Or this clever cup lid.
Because fries make you real thirsty.