15 Times Ms. Frizzle From "The Magic School Bus" Should’ve Been Fired

Tenure, everyone!

Growing up, you wished you had a teacher as cool as Ms. Frizzle.

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Like, field trips all day, every day.

She was impulsive and every day was an adventure waiting to be had on her magic school bus!

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

WELL IT’S TIME WAKE THE FUCK UP!

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Ms. Frizzle is actually a crazy woman who should’ve been fired like at least a million times.

1. The first red flag was when she was all like, “LET’S GO TO SPACE!”

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

I mean why not take a bunch of THIRD GRADERS into the land of extreme radiation and zero gravity??

2. It took one kid’s head TO LITERALLY FREEZE OVER for her to rethink her plans.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

UM, YEAH GURL YOU NEED TO GET DA FUCK BACK TO EARTH AND HIRE A LAWYER.

3. On another school day, Homefrizzle thought it would be completely appropriate and educational to GO INSIDE one of her sick students.

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Oh rly?

4. CRAZY WOMAN WAS LITERALLY DRIVING A GAS POWERED VEHICLE INSIDE THE BODY OF AN 8-YEAR-OLD.

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WHAT KIND OF TENURE DO YOU HAVE?

5. And then she DID IT AGAIN and took a separate filed trip inside ANOTHER student.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

Not to mention, she totally took them TO HIS POOP MAKER.

6. Let’s not forget about the time Frizz took the kids INSIDE A TORNADO TO GO UP A CHICKEN’S BUTT.

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Cuz that’s obviously the easiest way to learn about eggs.

7. Or the time she changed her whole class into BEES WITH HUMAN HEADS to learn about hives.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

AND SHE FORCED THEM TO POLLINATE FLOWERS.

8. And then she did the same thing with bats and turned them into BAT HUMANS.

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Just cuz.

9. On top of it all, they drank dirty lake water and ate insects because THAT’S WHAT BAT HUMANS DO.

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DISGUSTING.

10. Then she went through a shrinking phase to make all of her students edible size for spiders.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

AND SO THEY WERE ALMOST EATEN LIKE A MILLION TIMES.

11. Then she decided it would be a cool learning experience if she took them to THE ARCTIC.

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And for some reason she was all like, “LET’S GO SWIMMING AND GET HYPOTHERMIA!”

12. Because the arctic was such a hit, she decided to take them to the next extreme climate AND GO TO THE DESERT.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

OVER NIGHT. NO PERMISSION SLIPS WERE FILLED OUT.

13. Because she ran out of dangerous places to travel with the kids, she thought it was a good idea to take them BACK IN TIME to chill with carnivorous dinosaurs.

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IT’S CALLED A MUSEUM, FRIZZ.

14. And at one point, she simply stopped giving fucks and LEFT A LIZARD in charge of her FIFTH GRADERS.

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PBS / Scholastic Entertainment

 

And so they got baked in an oven because you can’t leave reptiles in charge of kids.

15. But the absolute worst was WHEN SHE LET THE KIDS GET FERTILIZED.

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By a salmon of all things.

Basically, at least once every episode Ms. Frizzle should’ve been fired for putting kids in life-threatening situations.

But at least the kids learned something.

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