Buzz·Posted on May 18, 201528 Times I Said "YAAASS" At RuPaul's DragConAll photos were taken on my shitty iPhone 5c camera.by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When I walked in and gay vernacular was already EVERYWHERE. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo This is gonna be the gayest day of my life, huh? #DragCon 05:34 PM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSS MOMMA RU 2. When Pearl made eye contact with my phone and sent a shock of electricity through my veins and paralyzed my dick. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Pearl's outfit today is like the milk that's leftover when you eat a bowl of Lucky Charms. Fabulous. #DragCon 06:25 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSSSS VERY FLASEDA 3. When Miss Fame and Violet Chachki were all over each other for the cameras. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Omg. YAS. YAS YAS YAS. I'm leaving now because nothing will top (or bottom) this moment. #DragCon 08:30 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASS SO MUCH LOVE YASSS 4. When Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters were clearly uninterested in my selfie and it felt so good to be shaded by such queens. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Jasmine and Kennedy totally uninterested in my selfie 06:28 PM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSSS THROW THAT TEA ON ME YAS 5. When this brilliant gay pun left me cackling. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo The gay puns are out of control at #DragCon 05:58 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASaaaasssSSS PUNS 6. When I saw the back of Milk's legs and they restored my faith in true love. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Milk's legs just cured my hangover. #DragCon 06:18 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite WHAT A TALL GLAYASS OF MILK 7. When I found myself in between two gigantic RuPauls. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Hi yes, I'd like a RuPaul-ben sandwich please. #DragCon @RuPaul 06:56 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite MY LIFE RIGHT NOW IS YASSS 8. When Sharon Needles stole my Sharpie to get a good sniff. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Sharon Needles stealing my sharpie to sniff pretty much sums the day I had at #DragCon 12:33 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YAAASSS SHARIN SHAPRIES WITH SHARON YASSSSSSSSSS 9. When this ballooned queen walked by and gave me something I didn't even know I needed. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo No idea what's happening but I love it 06:41 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE BALLOONS YASSS 10. When Willam was being Willam and ignored gay fans to put on makeup. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Willam ignoring his gay fans to do his makeup is so on brand #DragCon 07:30 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite SLA-YASSSS 11. When lit'rally all the gays LOST IT when Ru's "Sissy That Walk" started playing. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Everyone needs a runway when "Sissy That Walk" plays. #DragCon 06:17 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite NOW SISSY THAT YASSSSSS 12. When I saw Trixie Mattel's life-size Barbie box and even more life-size tits. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo My fav toy from Toy Story is @trixiemattel #DragCon 06:37 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YAS TRIXIE YAAASS 13. When Katya's ass looked into my gay soul and I lost control of my bodily fluids. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo I spent most of #DragCon staring at Katya's ass. @katya_zamo 04:30 AM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Y-ASS Y-ASS Y-ASS 14. ...and then I caught her mid–hair whip on camera and everything was suddenly sticky. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo This terribly fuzzy picture of Katya mid hair flip slayed my entire existence then rebirthed me. #DragCon @katya_zamo 06:06 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite JUSTICE FOR KATYA-SSSSSS 15. When Drag Race judge Lucian Piane gave Morgan McMichaels her first Periscope experience and everything about it was so just do damn YAAASS. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo @RevoLucian remember when you taught morgan what periscope was 04:36 AM - 18 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite yas yas LUCIAN 16. When I saw Damian from Mean Girls and he looked like a true Spring Fling King. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Daniel Franzese is here by default. #DragCon 07:38 PM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR YASSSSSSSS 17. When I noticed this queen wearing all the weaves she has snatched. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo This queen snatched so many weaves she made a dress with them. #DragCon 07:46 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSSSSSS DO YOU USE CONDITIONER? 18. When Puerto Rican goddess Yara Sofia was a Lion Queen. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Yara Sofia servin' some Mufasa realness #DragCon 07:44 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite A-wimo-YASSSSSSS 19. When Violet's lobes had poodles on them and they were the poo. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Violet's earrings are the poo... ...dle #DragCon @VioletChachki 06:49 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YAAAASS ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S EARRINGS ARE THE POO YAAASSS 20. When Deven Green was singing Britney and it was almost too much gay in one place to handle. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo That Britney promo is real at #DragCon 06:44 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite MY LONELIYASSSSSS IS KILLIN' ME 21. When Ivy Winters decided to put on stilts and Pearl kissed her hand like some gay Nicholas Sparks film...and I oozed. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Ivy Winters on stilts kissing Pearl's hand is everything you'd want. #DragCon 08:26 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSSSSSSS ALL ABOARD THE PEARLVY SHIP 22. When Brendan Jordan made his debut in drag and stole the spotlight from all the other queens. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Brendan Jordan — the queen of #DragCon 08:12 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Yas. yas. BRENDYAAASS. 23. When Derrick Barry was suddenly behind me and I realized this will be the closest I'll ever get to Britney Spears. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Derrick Barry probably writing the next Britney single #BuyPrettyGirlsOniTunes #DragCon (Crying on the inside) 08:04 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite IT'S BRITNEY, YAAASS 24. When Miss Fame was teaching the class how to selfie. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo LEARN: Fame teaching how to selfie. #DragCon 08:22 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YAAASS TEACH ME MISS FAME 25. When Adore told a fan that she "looked awesome" and it was instantly I C O N I C because Adore Delano. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Adore: "I love it you look awesome." -Instantly iconic @AdoreDelano 06:13 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. When I saw this Trixie tank and had NO CHOICE but to buy it. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo I told myself I wouldn't buy anything at DragCon... BUT THEN I SAW THIS TRIXIE TANK. @trixiemattel 12:47 AM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YAAASS SUCH FLAWYAAASS MERCH TRIXIE! 27. ...and these glasses. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Trixie personally gave me these and so I'm never going to take them off. #DragCon 09:01 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite TRIXED OUT YAAASS 28. And when Ru walked across the stage and left everyone as unworthy piles of glitter in their seats. Christian Zamora @Christian_Zamo Ru just walked across the stage AND EVERYONE BURSTED INTO GLITTER #DragCon 09:47 PM - 17 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSK I'm done.