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28 Times I Said "YAAASS" At RuPaul's DragCon

All photos were taken on my shitty iPhone 5c camera.

1. When I walked in and gay vernacular was already EVERYWHERE.

This is gonna be the gayest day of my life, huh? #DragCon

YASSS MOMMA RU

2. When Pearl made eye contact with my phone and sent a shock of electricity through my veins and paralyzed my dick.

Pearl's outfit today is like the milk that's leftover when you eat a bowl of Lucky Charms. Fabulous. #DragCon

YASSSSS VERY FLASEDA

3. When Miss Fame and Violet Chachki were all over each other for the cameras.

Omg. YAS. YAS YAS YAS. I'm leaving now because nothing will top (or bottom) this moment. #DragCon

YASS SO MUCH LOVE YASSS

4. When Kennedy Davenport and Jasmine Masters were clearly uninterested in my selfie and it felt so good to be shaded by such queens.

Jasmine and Kennedy totally uninterested in my selfie

YASSSS THROW THAT TEA ON ME YAS

5. When this brilliant gay pun left me cackling.

The gay puns are out of control at #DragCon

YASaaaasssSSS PUNS

6. When I saw the back of Milk's legs and they restored my faith in true love.

Milk's legs just cured my hangover. #DragCon

WHAT A TALL GLAYASS OF MILK

7. When I found myself in between two gigantic RuPauls.

Hi yes, I'd like a RuPaul-ben sandwich please. #DragCon @RuPaul

MY LIFE RIGHT NOW IS YASSS

8. When Sharon Needles stole my Sharpie to get a good sniff.

Sharon Needles stealing my sharpie to sniff pretty much sums the day I had at #DragCon

YAAASSS SHARIN SHAPRIES WITH SHARON YASSSSSSSSSS

9. When this ballooned queen walked by and gave me something I didn't even know I needed.

NO ONE TOLD ME THERE'D BE BALLOONS YASSS

10. When Willam was being Willam and ignored gay fans to put on makeup.

Willam ignoring his gay fans to do his makeup is so on brand #DragCon

SLA-YASSSS

11. When lit'rally all the gays LOST IT when Ru's "Sissy That Walk" started playing.

Everyone needs a runway when "Sissy That Walk" plays. #DragCon

NOW SISSY THAT YASSSSSS

12. When I saw Trixie Mattel's life-size Barbie box and even more life-size tits.

My fav toy from Toy Story is @trixiemattel #DragCon

YAS TRIXIE YAAASS

13. When Katya's ass looked into my gay soul and I lost control of my bodily fluids.

I spent most of #DragCon staring at Katya's ass. @katya_zamo

Y-ASS Y-ASS Y-ASS

14. ...and then I caught her mid–hair whip on camera and everything was suddenly sticky.

This terribly fuzzy picture of Katya mid hair flip slayed my entire existence then rebirthed me. #DragCon @katya_zamo

JUSTICE FOR KATYA-SSSSSS

15. When Drag Race judge Lucian Piane gave Morgan McMichaels her first Periscope experience and everything about it was so just do damn YAAASS.

@RevoLucian remember when you taught morgan what periscope was

yas yas LUCIAN

16. When I saw Damian from Mean Girls and he looked like a true Spring Fling King.

Daniel Franzese is here by default. #DragCon

DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR YASSSSSSSS

17. When I noticed this queen wearing all the weaves she has snatched.

This queen snatched so many weaves she made a dress with them. #DragCon

YASSSSSSS DO YOU USE CONDITIONER?

18. When Puerto Rican goddess Yara Sofia was a Lion Queen.

Yara Sofia servin' some Mufasa realness #DragCon

A-wimo-YASSSSSSS

19. When Violet's lobes had poodles on them and they were the poo.

Violet's earrings are the poo... ...dle #DragCon @VioletChachki

YAAAASS ROSES ARE RED VIOLET'S EARRINGS ARE THE POO YAAASSS

20. When Deven Green was singing Britney and it was almost too much gay in one place to handle.

MY LONELIYASSSSSS IS KILLIN' ME

21. When Ivy Winters decided to put on stilts and Pearl kissed her hand like some gay Nicholas Sparks film...and I oozed.

Ivy Winters on stilts kissing Pearl's hand is everything you'd want. #DragCon

YASSSSSSSS ALL ABOARD THE PEARLVY SHIP

22. When Brendan Jordan made his debut in drag and stole the spotlight from all the other queens.

Yas. yas. BRENDYAAASS.

23. When Derrick Barry was suddenly behind me and I realized this will be the closest I'll ever get to Britney Spears.

Derrick Barry probably writing the next Britney single #BuyPrettyGirlsOniTunes #DragCon (Crying on the inside)

IT'S BRITNEY, YAAASS

24. When Miss Fame was teaching the class how to selfie.

LEARN: Fame teaching how to selfie. #DragCon

YAAASS TEACH ME MISS FAME

25. When Adore told a fan that she "looked awesome" and it was instantly I C O N I C because Adore Delano.

Adore: "I love it you look awesome." -Instantly iconic @AdoreDelano

26. When I saw this Trixie tank and had NO CHOICE but to buy it.

I told myself I wouldn't buy anything at DragCon... BUT THEN I SAW THIS TRIXIE TANK. @trixiemattel

YAAASS SUCH FLAWYAAASS MERCH TRIXIE!

27. ...and these glasses.

Trixie personally gave me these and so I'm never going to take them off. #DragCon

TRIXED OUT YAAASS

28. And when Ru walked across the stage and left everyone as unworthy piles of glitter in their seats.

Ru just walked across the stage AND EVERYONE BURSTED INTO GLITTER #DragCon

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

K I'm done.