17 Thoughts Mariah Carey Had While Taking This Picture With Katy Perry

    Katy Lamby.

    Christian Zamora
    by Christian Zamora

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Like a rightful Lamb, Katy Perry took time out of her busy schedule to attend church — aka Mariah Carey's #1 To Infinity residency concert at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.

    Somehow, Katy was lucky enough to score a picture with the elusive chanteuse. Here are actual 100% legitimate thoughts MC had while posing next to her No. 1 fan:

    1. "I didn't know Zooey Deschanel was a Lamb."

    2. "She's paying for this, right?"

    3. "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

    4. "Was this a finalist on my season of American Idol?"

    5. "I thought we weren't doing fan meet and greets?"

    6. "LOL — she only has nine No. 1s?"

    7. "Me. I Am Mariah... The Elusive Chanteuse."

    8. "I can't wait for 'All I Want For Christmas' to climb the charts again."

    9. "Wow, Janis Ian looks good."

    10. "Think happy thoughts: Ariana Grande waking up without a voice."

    11. "She better not Instagram this."

    12. "Dahhling."

    13. "Bianca wouldn’t put up with this bleak shit."

    14. "1... 2... 3... SECURITY."

    15. "At least this isn't JLo."

    16. "Is 'Infinity' No. 1 on the charts yet?"

    17. "I don't know her."