This Grandma Is The Boss Bitch Queen Of Stock Photography

Bow down.

1. Meet the woman who rules stock photography:

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2. Don’t be fooled by her polished hair and Golden Girls appearance.

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3. Homegirl is a FIERCE BOSS BITCH.

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4. Ain’t nobody need to remind her highness of her flawlessness.

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5. ‘Cause she KNOWZ IT.

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6. Don’t cross her ‘cause she’ll knock ya on yo a$$…

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7. And then sweep up yo weave.

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8. Wanna give her a hug?

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9. OOPS! She got your money ya gullible bitch.

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10. She lives by one rule and one rule only:

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11. “MARRY BITCHES…”

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12. ”$$GET MONAY$$”

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13. Widow again? NO PHUCKS GIVEN.

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14. “LOL! They fall for it every time.”

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15. So raise your glass full of White Zin to your new ruler.

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16. The queen of stock photography.

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