Buzz·Posted on May 30, 201417 Things We Know So Far About The Terrifying New Happy Meal BoxIs this the end?by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Last week, McDonald's introduced a new mascot to their American market: Happy The Box. McDonald's @McDonalds Say hello to our newest friend, Happy! http://t.co/CuR3hU8Chj #HappyMeal 07:02 PM - 19 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Slowly it has been terrorizing lives and destroying happiness at its source. Here's what we know so far about the cardboard demon: 1. On May 23rd, the box started its reign of horror in America. Philip Michaels @PhilipMichaels Reports of the Happy Meal makeover are alarmingly true. Fri May 23 01:57:58 UTC+0000 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On May 24th, an incident was reported to police of Happy latching onto an 8-year-old boy's face. The boy's current condition is unknown. View this photo on Instagram 3. We know the box shops at Walmart. It presumably likes bargains. View this photo on Instagram 4. We know the box is acclimated to adverse temperatures like those found in the fridge. 5. We know the box CANNOT be exorcised or destroyed with fire. View this photo on Instagram 6. And the box can navigate complicated subway systems that even some humans can't. View this photo on Instagram 7. We know the box has succeeded in sucking the happiness out of the "happiest place on earth." 8. And every food court in America. 9. We know the box has taken full advantage of its time in Colorado. 10. And we know they're even bigger in Texas. 11. We know they've infiltrated birthday parties. 12. And they're inside homes, waiting for the night to fall. 13. We don't know how many are out there, but we know there's enough to create an army. 14. And we know forming an army is exactly what they're plotting to do. View this photo on Instagram 15. We know the boxes are literally everywhere, watching you at all times. 16. And there's no way to escape them. Even after you throw them away. View this photo on Instagram 17. Basically, we know your worst nightmare has come true.