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To be completely honest, the days during a Colorado summer start off pretty uninspiring.
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And unfortunately, they don't get much better from there.
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Going outdoors is COMPLETELY out of the question...
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... Because why would you ever want to breathe in the obviously filthy air?
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Even the wildlife know better than to go outside.
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Fortunately for you, there's not much to do during a Colorado summer anyways.
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There aren't any mountain towns to explore...
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... historic landmarks to visit...
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... and Colorado's nature during the summer has absolutely nothing to offer.
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You'll quickly find out the summer days are just long and unfulfilling.
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And once the night falls, good luck finding anything exciting do during the night.
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During the summer, it's even more apparent how polluted and over-populated Downtown Denver is.
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And hopefully you won't get caught in a Colorado summer storm...
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... Because these storms are threatening and ugly at best.
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And don't even get me started on the dull "festivities" during the Fourth of July.
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Basically, the state is completely worthless without mountains covered with snow to ski down.
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So don't try seeking a summer Colorado adventure.
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... Because you won't find it.
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If anything, you'll just get lost in the unpaved roads weaving through the unpleasant mountainsides that cover the state.
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Potentially leading you to front row seats of toxic wastelands...
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... Or to a sunset that'll surely turn you off of nature for good.
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And when that summer sun finally sets around 9 p.m., good luck seeing any stars in the polluted nighttime sky.
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Seriously, good luck.
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Just do yourself a favor and NEVER experience a Colorado summer...
Because you'll most definitely find yourself falling in love and sticking around for a Colorado fall.
