Every year, Halloween ends and ~some people~ feel as if they have THE RIGHT to start playing Christmas music.
LIKE THEY ARE OVERLOOKING THE GREATEST HOLIDAY AMERICA HAS TO OFFER:
1. First and foremost, the whole point of the holiday is to just eat. LIKE THAT'S ALL YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR DOING THE WHOLE HOLIDAY.
2. And JUST THE THOUGHT of Thanksgiving food is enough is to get excited about.
3. Because between turkey and mashed potatoes, Thanksgiving has the BEST food any holiday has to offer.
4. And pumpkin pie? WHEN HAS YOUR MOUTH EVER BEEN MORE WET?
And STOP appropriating my pie, CHRISTMAS.