22 Most Offensive Things You Can Say To A ’90s Kid

How rude.

1. “The Fresh Prince rap is so obnoxious.”

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2. “I bet you can’t even finish Rainbow Road without falling off.”

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3. “98° was definitely the greatest boy band of all time.”

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4. “Dunkaroos came with way too much frosting.”


5. “I didn’t cry during The Lion King.”

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6. “Who is Justney Timberspears?”

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7. “You remind me of Kimmy Gibbler.”

8. “I always ripped off my Beanie Babies’ tags.”

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9. “Your fingers are way too fat to make Bugles witch fingers.”

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10. “Ugh, ‘The Rachel’ was such an ugly haircut.”

11. “What was even the point of 3D Doritos?”

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12.Goosebumps isn’t even scary.”

13. “Away messages sound pointless.”

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14. “A game of MASH won’t predict your future.”

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15. “I don’t know a Clarissa Darling.”

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16. “Eating Lunchables pizza is like eating cardboard.”

17.T.G.I.F… as in the restaurant?”

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18. “French Toast Crunch was gross and deserved to be discontinued.”

19. “You’re not stylish enough to be Posh Spice.”

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20. “What’s a TRL?”

21. “If you were in NSYNC, you’d be Chris Kirkpatrick.”

22. “I’ll never understand ’90s kids.”

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