6. Because that’s aluminum foil wrapped around your dick GOING INTO AN ELECTRICAL SOCKET.
19. And definitely don’t let your bro recreationally PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS.
20. Because I don’t know if you know this, but THE GROIN IS ONE OF THE MOST SENSITIVE PARTS OF THE BODY.
24. SO JUST STOP because it will never turn out how you planned it to.
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