1.
When you hold that beautiful origami box housing your pizza for the first time:
2.
When you have a serious inner conflict from trying to decide if you want an everything pizza:
3.
When pizza is always there for you:
Because pizza listens and encourages you to eat your feelings:
4.
When you think you have no groceries but find a leftover slice in the fridge:
5.
When you can't even think about what could've been after you burn your favorite take-and-bake in the oven:
Leaving you bedridden, bitter, and jaded:
6.
When you need something to soak up the vodka after hitting up the bars:
And then when you when up the following morning:
7.
When you irrationally decide to try a new diet:
8.
But then you can't resist the temptations of stuffed crust leading you to quit your new diet seconds later:
9.
When you're irresponsibly nice and offer your last slice to someone else:
And you live to regret it FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE:
10.
When preheating the oven is too much to ask for so you happily settled with refrigerated leftovers:
11.
When your clothing size fluctuates because of regularly occurring binges:
12.
When you weren't strong enough to stop yourself from eating your take-out on the way home:
And you needed a divine intervention to help accomplish your task:
13.
When you think about taking your immense love to the next level:
14.
And LITERALLY ALL THE TIME when you want pizza:
