2. Launching a Skydancer without hurting yourself in the process.
5. Slamming your way into winning your best friend’s entire Pogs collection.
6. The MASH gods revealing you were going marry your crush.
And live in Cinderella’s Castle in the Hundred Acre Woods with your 15 children…forever.
7. Covering a blank notebook page with the coolest way to make an S.
All connected, of course.
8. Successfully folding a cootie catcher ALL BY YOURSELF.
9. When you weren’t the one to wake daddy.
10. Showing up to your lunch table with a pizza Lunchable.
11. Absolutely NAILING the “Macarena” choreo.
12. Finally getting the reaction out of SmarterChild you’ve been waiting for.
14. Being able to fall asleep even though you just read a Goosebumps book.
19. And that holographic Charizard card.
60 packs later.
24. When you correctly guessed who pushed down your thumb.
You totally peeked at their shoes BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW.
25. Being able to choose a movie AND candy at Blockbuster for a sleepover.
28. Keeping your whole family alive in Oregon Trail.
29. Your Fruit Stripe tattoo not turning out like total shit.
- Austria and Germany will allow people seeking refuge from the war in Syria who are currently in Hungary to come to their countries. ›
- Rowan County, Kentucky, issued several marriage licenses today, but their validity is being questioned because jailed clerk Kim Davis's name isn't on them. ›
- U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said he isn't sure he has the "emotional energy" to run for president. ›