2. Launching a Skydancer without hurting yourself in the process.
5. Slamming your way into winning your best friend’s entire Pogs collection.
6. The MASH gods revealing you were going marry your crush.
And live in Cinderella’s Castle in the Hundred Acre Woods with your 15 children…forever.
7. Covering a blank notebook page with the coolest way to make an S.
All connected, of course.
8. Successfully folding a cootie catcher ALL BY YOURSELF.
9. When you weren’t the one to wake daddy.
10. Showing up to your lunch table with a pizza Lunchable.
11. Absolutely NAILING the “Macarena” choreo.
12. Finally getting the reaction out of SmarterChild you’ve been waiting for.
14. Being able to fall asleep even though you just read a Goosebumps book.
19. And that holographic Charizard card.
60 packs later.
24. When you correctly guessed who pushed down your thumb.
You totally peeked at their shoes BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW.