quiz

How Many F#@ks Do You Give?

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  1. Check all that apply:
    1. 1 You showered today.
    2. 2 You flossed your teeth last night.
    3. 3 You’ve looked in the mirror today.
    4. 4 You’re wearing form-fitting clothes.
    5. 5 You have a good side.
    6. 6 You fold your toilet paper before each use.
    7. 7 You currently have product in your hair.
    8. 8 You currently have a weave and/or extensions intact.
    9. 9 You own some form of makeup.
    10. 10 You’re wearing makeup right now.
    11. 11 You wear makeup to the gym.
    12. 12 You’re wearing cologne or perfume.
    13. 13 You’re wearing underwear.
    14. 14 You always wear underwear.
    15. 15 You usually sleep with clothes on.
    16. 16 You’re a vegetarian.
    17. 17 You’re a vegan.
    18. 18 You’re a pescatarian.
    19. 19 You’re on a gluten-free diet “just cuz.”
    20. 20 You’re trying to lose two pounds.
    21. 21 You prefer almond milk.
    22. 22 You’ve expressed distaste for Taco Bell’s breakfast menu.
    23. 23 You only buy it if it’s organic.
    24. 24 You ask for no whip at Starbucks.
    25. 25 You have a Starbucks gold card.
    26. 26 You always have hand sanitizer with you.
    27. 27 You always use your blinker.
    28. 28 You wave at other drivers who let you in.
    29. 29 You slow down at yellow lights.
    30. 30 Your car has a name.
    31. 31 You shave your legs.
    32. 32 You shave your arms.
    33. 33 You shave your pubes.
    34. 34 You trim your pubes.
    35. 35 You shape your pubes.
    36. 36 You’ve threaded your eyebrows.
    37. 37 You have a bleached asshole.
    38. 38 You have fake boobies.
    39. 39 You prefer fake boobies to natural boobies.
    40. 40 You hate that #39 and #40 used the word “boobies.”
    41. 41 Your friends tell you, “You’re such a Charlotte.”
    42. 42 You use SPF 50.
    43. 43 You’ve had or still have a tanning membership.
    44. 44 You hold in your farts.
    45. 45 You waited until marriage.
    46. 46 You’ve lied about “your number.”
    47. 47 You have Pinterest boards.
    48. 48 You’ve argued on a Facebook status.
    49. 49 You have an Instagram.
    50. 50 You filter your pictures before you Instagram them.
    51. 51 You edit your pictures before you filter your pictures before you Instagram them.
    52. 52 You buy music on iTunes.
    53. 53 You filter your water.
    54. 54 You think girls don’t poop.
    55. 55 You’ve fought with someone while playing Monopoly.
    56. 56 You toast Pop-Tarts before you eat them.
    57. 57 You reheat leftover pizza.
    58. 58 You’ve voted on an “American Idol” finale.
    59. 59 You yell at the TV when your team loses.
    60. 60 You’ve cried while watching a Pixar film.
    61. 61 You hated how “How I Met Your Mother” ended.
    62. 62 You loved how “How I Met Your Mother” ended.
    63. 63 You think Rihanna should give more fucks.
    64. 64 You react to BuzzFeed articles.
    65. 65 You took the time to get to the end of this quiz.

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