1. Just like basically everyone else, your favorite time of the year is Christmas...
... But only because Santa gets your chimney smoking.
2. Like you've waited the WHOLE YEAR just to sit on Santa's lap again.
3. No matter how hard you try to be on Santa's nice list, there's something about his Figgie pudding belly that makes you FULL BLOWN NAUGHTY.
4. Every year, your Christmas list is ONLY filled with toys you want Santa to sleigh you with.
5. Like to be honest, you've convinced yourself Santa has a special load ONLY for you in his sack.
6. You can't help but daydream all throughout December of Santa stuffing your socking with his gifts.
7. And you often wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night because Santa brought you a big package in your dreams again.
8. You've tried, but there's just not enough snow to cool you down when you think about visiting his North Pole.
9. And all those presents?! You'd give anything for Santa to be your sugar daddy.
10. It's extremely difficult for you to listen to "Here Comes Santa Claus" because it has a TOTALLY different meaning to you than most.
11. You never leave cookies out for Santa because he needs room to fill himself up with other things when comes to visit you at night.
12. You NEVER get any sleep on Christmas Eve because you're always pulling an all-nighter in hopes you'll get a peek of those rosy cheeks.
13. And you ALWAYS make sure to set up the Christmas tree in your bedroom so Santa HAS to make his way to your ~werkshop~.
