22 Firsts Every Twentysomething Will Inevitably Experience

    WHO DID YOU JUST CALL MA'AM?

    1. Going to a friend's wedding and thinking, "I'm too young for this shit."

    2. And then going to a house party and thinking, "I'm too old for this shit."

    3. Someone truth bombing you with the word "adult."

    4. Waking up in the middle of the night worrying you'll never find ~the one.~

    5. Learning how to cook something WITHOUT using the microwave.

    6. Saying the words, "THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAME OUT TEN YEARS AGO!"

    7. Getting excited over the fact you were just carded at the bar.

    8. Holding a friend's baby and realizing your friend now totally has a baby.

    9. Someone IGNORANTLY calling you a "sir" or "ma'am."

    10. Learning the importance of health insurance.

    11. Using the word "youths" towards immature "youths."

    12. Not being able to decipher the meaning of a strange new word coined by "youths."

    13. Heavily debating the idea of online dating.

    14. Feeling onset symptoms of the infamous two-day hangover.

    15. Complaining about what's on Netflix.

    16. Opening a wine box in efforts to get the last of what's in the bag.

    17. Getting extreme anxiety over the thought of your parents meeting your significant other for the first time.

    18. Avoiding the thought of your birthday...

    19. ... And then coming to terms with your new age.

    20. OUT OF NOWHERE feeling extremely nostalgic for something that you'd actually really hate to relive.

    21. You and your friends collectively choosing sweats over the bars.

    22. And learning to let all of your worries go because your twenties is the greatest time of your life.