21 Times Your Parents Betrayed Your Trust With Lies

Your parents taught you to tell the truth while lying straight to your face. Passed down by generations and generations.

1.

Truth: They didn’t want to deal with the hassles of potty training.

2.

Truth: They didn’t want to buy lint rollers.

3.

Truth: You were conceived on a drunken night in high school.

4.

Truth: They knew how much you loved laser tag.

5.

Truth: What kid wouldn’t want to eat a miniature tree?

6.

Truth: It was anything but chicken.

7.

Truth: Chocking hazard.

But they seriously shouldn’t have bought you Razzles then.

8.

Truth: Your fish died. And it was probably their fault too.

9.

Truth: They were going to scam you no matter what.

10.

Truth: Santa didn’t see shit ‘cuz HE’S NOT REAL.

11.

Truth: No, your clothes really were hand-me-downs.

12.

Truth: Disney World is a parent’s hell.

13.

Truth: They wanted the Halloween candy all for themselves.

14.

Truth: THEY KNEW THERE WOULD NEVER BE A NEXT TIME.

15.

Truth: A needle in your arm will hurt no matter what.

16.

Truth: They had you buckle up for your safety. But mainly to avoid a ticket.

17.

Truth: The ice cream man had an endless supply of creamsicles waiting to please your tastebuds.

18.

Truth: You weren’t their favorite.

19.

Double Lie: Superheroes don’t even exist.

20.

Truth: Except everything you actually wanted to be.

21.

Truth: THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THIS. After numbers 1-20, they became serial liars and probably still lie to you to this day.

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