13 Reasons The Frozen Food Aisle Is The Most Depressing Place On Earth

    Because eating a microwave meal alone isn’t sad enough. :(

    We've all been there: You're tired/lazy/feeling like a garbage human and think, Hey! A premade meal frozen into tiny compartments and stuffed into a cardboard box sounds like a great idea!

    But honestly, the frozen food aisle is truly the most depressing place on Earth.

    1. Like when this microwave dinner suggested a wine pairing.

    2. Or that time the word "toothless" appeared next to chicken nuggets.

    3. When someone thought this chicken oozing pus was a great idea.

    4. When an old man endlessly screamed next to a small pile of stuffed shells.

    5. When Guy Fieri thought "real deal pepperoni pizza power" was a good way to sell eggrolls.

    6. When someone named food after a sexual encounter.

    7. When some rude-ass person referred to this pile of random breakfast foods as a "pizza."

    8. When this portion size made you question the meaning of life.

    9. When someone ruined pancakes in legit every way possible.

    10. When we were forced to eat bagels in tube form with cream cheese already in it.

    11. When someone named Dan called their product "I Dream Of Creamy."

    12. When people still didn't understand what pancakes were.

    13. When Hungry-Man's "beef" enchiladas only were 2% beef.