Being born gives you cancer.
Being born gives you cancer.
I’m glad I now know I’m not the only one that gags anytime there’s any eggshell in any of my food. Yuck. I’ll throw up if I don’t get out every bit of food from my mouth immediately. I don’t think there’s anything else that does that to me either.
How about Too Close by Next. Song was about a guy getting a boner from dancing.
#10 reminds me of my dog.
Does #5 not have a belly button?
#3 - (my experience) credit unions offer a much lower APR on anything than banks do. #4 - not if your parents are on some sort of state-funded/Medicare insurance. #9 - awesome when you find a store that lists prices by oz or count etc, rather than unit. Some units have more/less product in them.
#18 leaves me with mixed feelings of ew and ow.
Real mayo is good on sandwiches. I hate that salad dressing shit that’s supposed to be passed off like mayo
WHAT IS SHE ON?!?
She moves her mouth like a horse and can’t keep her eyes open. It’s not natural.
I’m surprised by the lack of “eating pussy” jokes here.
There are worse things in life.
I have a tattoo I got in remembrance of my mom, but it doesn’t say mom on it.
Forget the typo, why does such a thing even exist? Looks ugly as hell.
Haven’t heard of most of these. We could try some As I Lay Dying, Norma Jean, or August Burns Red here though.
#27 - the after picture looks like she got too much off her chin. She looks like she could play an alien in some scifi movie now. Just sayin.
My mom showed me to tap around the edge of the lid with the handle of a butter knife. Hasn’t failed me yet!
I got the bacon wave for Xmas, I’ve only used it once though. Came in handy trying to make a big breakfast and had no room on the stove - I have an incredibly small kitchen and a lot of kitchen stuffs so I have to put some of my clean pans on one burner :(
My now ex and I moved in with another couple we knew after their roommates moved out (should’ve been a warning sign) They would leave dirty dishes and condiments that needed refrigeration around their bed for WEEKS - til they got moldy. She always wondered why she was sick.
Part that pissed me off the most was the fact that instead of taking her nasty dishes downstairs and washing them, the girl decided to go to the basement and dig through my boxes so that she could find my silverware! I never bothered unpacking mine since they already had theirs in the drawers, so I guess that meant she could just help her fucking self!
The best part of this for me was the Wesley Willis reference.
Suck a cheetahs dick.
I actually like #3.. Those are my 2 favorite colors to wear together.
This guy must have never seen a dog in real life.
I’m glad I’m not alone with #7.. :|
I usually do $1/$1.50 every 2-3 drinks cuz I’m usually drinking something on tap or in a bottle. I’ll tip more if you have to take time to mix my drink, but pouring something in a glass or popping the top off a bottle isn’t worth $1 every time for me.
Only time I haven’t tipped is when a bartender short change me not once, or even twice, but 3. Fucking. Times. Just because I appear drunk doesn’t mean you can steal my money.
Way better than that thinspiration crap.
Better yet, why is someone taking pictures of someone unknowingly while they pee? I’m pretty sure there’s certain dark places on the Internet for that, I just didn’t think buzzfeed was a part of it.
The gum commercial made me lol instead.
Yea, I get that you salivate a little more while kissing but my god, swallow or something before you come at me.
Can’t wait til it starts masturbating and simultaneously throwing its poop at him. Usually any sort of pet primate ends up developing psychological disorders when kept as pets more often than not and end up taking it out pretty aggressively.
Pretty sure I used to have bed sheets that looked similar to the power rangers shirt.
NOPE. If for any reason there’s a tiny fragment of eggshell in anything I eat I start gagging. I don’t know what it is, it’s how I’ve been since I was little. It just grosses me out I guess.
Am I the only one who thinks his new hair looks like a shitty wig? It really looked like it to me when he was crying about Merle on the last episode.
I read in rolling stone apparently 27 people are supposed to die. Obviously a lot of them will be nobodies from Woodbury since there aren’t 27 main chars, but apparently there are supposed to be a few surprises.
Hershel is tops on my list. That little talk he had with Glenn pretty much going his blessing for him to marry Maggie makes me think hell accept death now knowing she’s “safe”. That was too much foreshadowing for me to think he’s not going to die.
There will also be 27 people who die in the finale tomorrow (according to an article I read in rolling stone)
I see #25 turning into a way for people to give their babies soda. I’ve seen people filling bottles with soda and it makes me so angry!