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2. This is John Lewis. He lives in Blacksburg, Virginia.
John joined Twitter in November 2007, but it mustn’t have been for him. He went quiet for several years, only coming back to his account in August 2013.
4. Some people haven’t got that.
5. John Lewis is magnanamous, though.
6. Some people even manage to get the two confused mid-conversation.
16. People insult John for his music tastes.
21. Some people give John his due, and that makes his day.
(H/T Clare Mackintosh on Twitter)